More AI Versions of Dania
This continues to be both hilariously self indulgent and entertaining.
I’m back with more alter-ego’s. These took a little more consideration. The archetypes didn’t come as easily in this round. Partially, I think it’s because I don’t identify as strongly with these headshots as I did in the last round. The others all felt like an element of my personality traits, whereas these I’m digging a bit deeper here. Either way, I hope you enjoy.
Corporate Attorney Dania: She’s on the wrong side of everything. Representing the Fortune 5’s while making a fortune. On a ‘maintenance dose’ of Ozempic. Moonlights as a writer of Buffy the Vampire Slayer erotic fan fiction.
Aspiring Broadway Actress Dania: She’s been in several off-broadway and off-off-broadway productions, but it’s only a matter of time until she hits the big time. Please don’t ask her to do another reading of the Vagina Monologues for an audition.
Rocker Mom Dania: She is the lead singer in a *locally famous* indie rock band. Also the “cool mom” at school - at least to the other kids. She also has expertise in hiding veggies in every meal, and is an accomplished lock pick and soap carver.
Heiress Dania: A fixture at all the most important charity galas. She’s not just rich – she's "I-could-buy-a-small-country" kind of rich. However, she is not merely defined by her wealth, but rather by her unwavering commitment to using her resources for the greater good. Her philanthropic interests include personally delivering baskets of caviar to underprivileged squirrels in the park, and let's not forget about her endeavor to save the bees. While most philanthropists might support beekeeping programs, Heiress Dania decided to create a luxury bee resort. Her bee guests enjoy spa treatments, gourmet nectar bars, and even personalized flower gardens.
Investigative Journalist Dania: Breaks the hard-hitting stories and looks amazing doing it. With 12 years of experience reporting from the frontlines of major geopolitical events, she has earned a reputation for insightful, in-depth journalism that brings complex issues to a broader audience. Her go-bag includes a weeks worth of business casual wear, laptop, satellite phone, and three different recording devices.
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Creative Director Dania: Co-founded the next up and coming ad agency, that totally reinvents advertising as we know it. Probably. When she’s not busy crafting the next big ad campaign or championing social causes, you can find her exploring the latest art exhibitions, sipping on artisanal coffee, or sharing her insights at industry conferences and podcasts - even when no one asked.
Local Politician Dania: She started by serving on her city’s Planning Commission, and local school board. Up next the Majors office. She’d love your vote this November. She approves this message.
Preschool Teacher Dania: Peak classroom management skills, and she rocks story time like no ones business. She also gives the best hugs. When she’s not teaching tiny humans the ABCs, 123s, and the fine art of sharing glitter, she’s working her second and third jobs because we really don’t pay teachers enough.
Executive Director Dania: It’s hard to have 12 bosses, and don’t get me started on the Annual Report. It’s not easy wearing all these hats, but as a mission driven servant leader, it makes all the time and the $45,000 a year totally worth it.
That Dania: Mostly Vegan, and clean eating. Knows the latest cleanse and how long to stay on it for optimal benefit. She has worked as a yoga instructor, masseuse, and currently a spiritual medium. She makes her own essential oils, and is low key part of an MLM. You can find her meditating in the park or in Whole Foods in the organic skin care section.
That’s a wrap. I hope you enjoyed these as well. Some of you have sent me yours and asked me to give them alter-egos. That’s also been delightful! Thanks for humoring me in this endeavor. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.
If you missed it, here is Part One of the AI Dania series.
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